Welcome to Wicked Marchwarden. This site is the home of a fiction story featuring the characters from the Lord of the Rings trilogy. It is Rated R -- intended for mature readers over 18 years of age. If you are below that age, or are offended by sexual pairings of *any* type, please leave now! You have been warned, you pervy little Elf fancier, you!
This story is a sequel to my epic fanfic, Hobbit Trollop -- you may want to pop over and read that first if you have not done so already. Obviously, this one is about Haldir, the Marchwarden of Lothlorien, who was something of an arrogant but lovable (well, depending who you ask...) bastard in Hobbit Trollop. Though Haldir appears in that story (and quite a bit), it deals more with Legolas, the Hobbits, and some original female characters, the Elf Ciendriel and Angelica Headstrong, Reformed (or is she?) Hobbit Trollop, who will also appear in this story...along with some *more* original female characters. But don't worry, slash fans, certainly there will be some of that as well, though it is mostly implied. The sex scenes are minimal and tasteful in this story.
Wicked Marchwarden is dedicated to darling Maryanne, for helping me find my way into the Shire, and to the adorable Shuj whom I owe for the Hobbit Trollop fan art and the inspiration for the female Elf in this story. Ah, and also to Craig Parker, the wonderful actor who portrays Haldir in the films should not be left out. Go Craig! Woohoo!
I am admittedly not much of a Tolkien scholar, so please forgive me for any errors in descriptions, names of places and so on, though feel free to e-mail them to me. I have tried to be accurate wherever possible. My visions are based mostly on what I have seen in the first two films, and the story takes place somewhere after them, or perhaps in an alternate Middle Earth universe. It doesn't truly fit in seamlessly to the Tolkien works, but oh, well. It is really just meant for entertainment. And okay, yes I did steal a bunch of the text from the Trollop site, but the warnings and so on are all going to be the same, so give me a break. I need the extra time for coming up with a new plot! Ahhh!
I would very much like to know what you thought of my little stories if you sat down and took the time to peruse them. As the Trollop Guest Book was so little used, I am going to forgo it here. If you still feel the urge to sign a Guest Book, please go make use of the one over on the Trollop site. It could use some new entries. Otherwise, feel free to hop over to In Fair Lothlórien, marchwarden.com or House of Elrond (links below) and use the Tig Board, which seemed to be much more of a success. If you don't know what Tig is, get out your Fellowship extended DVDs and go watch them until you are fully versed in the rules! The board is actually much easier to use. Just type in your name and comments, and off you go. I will be checking it often, so feel free to leave questions and so on for the insane author of all this madness.
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Now, on to the sequel!
Wicked Marchwarden was created on: March 26, 2003 Story Completed: July 2, 2003 Latest Update: January 31, 2005
I am very pleased to have won this award -- July 2003:
I am thrilled to be nominated for -- December 2003:
Most characters in these tales belong to JRR Tolkien. This site is not for profit, and no infringement is intended. Any original characters are my creation and should not be used without permission in other fanfics. No Hobbits were emotionally abused in the writing of this tale.
